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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Michael Jackson Called For Jury Duty

So the big MJ got called for jury duty. Now we all know he's going to get out of it. Supposedly he isn't even a resident of the US anymore. But can you just imagine if he were on the jury panel. Think of the thoughts going through the attorneys heads. Is the rest of the panel MJ supporters or are they MJ haters? If they support MJ then heck yes we want MJ on the panel, he could easily influence them to vote our way! But what if they all think he's a sick pervert, quick, get him out of there.

When I went in for jury duty they kept asking if anyone had ever been involved in a court case before, MJ would have to be raising his hand for every question and give explanations. Can you just imagine sitting next to MJ on the jury panel and trying to keep a straight face?

Ahhh...but alas, it will never happen. So sad. Too bad.

3 Comments:

At 4:23 PM, Blogger jb3ll3 said...

Man, I'd love to see him in his pajamas at the courthouse one more time. SEriously, what are the changes of MJ getting called?!

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger stebbijo said...

If I were on a jury panel with MJ -- at least I could check out his plastic surgery up close -- but not real close, you know what I mean. If he makes jury duty it would be a bigger deal than the case itself.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger jb3ll3 said...

Read his official residence will now be in Bahrain. okay.

 

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